Funny Photo's That Actually Made It On The MLS.

Selling

I can't stress this enough: First impressions are important, especially when it comes to real estate. And terrible real estate photos can certainly give a negative first impression. Agents at the top of their marketing game have it down to a science—hiring professional photographers, furniture stagers, and image retouchers, and maybe even buying flowers as a pop of color and a finishing touch. Of course, not all budgets can accommodate these expenses, and many agents take on the task of staging on a shoestring budget. And while most understand the basic principles of photographing a listing—making the property look attractive to potential buyers—the memo was missed by a precious few who either took a certain creative license over their listings or just couldn't be bothered. In some cases, a simple crop could make a world of difference, or, you know, removing the possessed clown sculpture in the corner or the floating body in the pool, but other shots are just full-blown disasters from the get-go. Although a quick clean-up or change in perspective would have boosted the quality of the following images from abominably bad to acceptable, I'm thankful for the treasure trove of terrible real estate photos I have collected over the years. But why some of these shots weren't simply left out of the listing, we'll just never know. Maybe you shouldn't hire your Mom's friends daughters-neighbor, just because they seemed nice at that event last year.  

 

Decorating 101: DON’T have a picture of yourself directly above your bed that looks like it’s reaching down to murder you every night.

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Honey...I'm Home!

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Enough Said.

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State of the art kitchen to accommodate fast metabolisms. 

toilet in kitchen

Completely furnished.

creepy

Therapy will be required.  

kids hunting trophy

You didn't notice?

dogs

Now that's a deal.

jesus

 

garage

No Comment!!!

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I think they want you to wash your own dishes!

wash your own dishes

Yeah... The one on the right.

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Why Not?

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Now that's prepared.

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Green Space

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I'll take door #3, please. 

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Oh... that's where I left it?

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It gets a little bright with the sun-colored walls!

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